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| fart machine By Youcef AdenThu, 08 Jan 2009 04:21:09 -0800 by youcefadenPure Laugh, Just Kidding, Just for Laugh. TV series in HD. Produced & Directed by Youcef Aden AKA (Youcef Ihaddaden). Comedy reality television program. Over 400 Clips shot in High Definition. location London. All rights reserved YA 2006. Related: "pure laugh" "just kidding" |
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| prophet muhammad Islam MiraclesThu, 08 Jan 2009 02:59:28 -0800 by allahalegBukhari:V6B61N550 The Prophet said, It is a bad thing some of you say,I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Quran. For truly, I have been caused by Allah to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Quran because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.Tabari I:299 Scholars of the nation of our Prophet say, The tree which Allah forbade Adam and his spouse to eat was wheat.Tabari I:321 When Eve became heavy with her first pregnancy, Satan came to her before she gave birth and said, Eve, what is that in your womb? She said, I do not know. He asked, Where will it come out from-your nose, your eye, or your ear? She replied, I do not know.Tabari I:299 It was the cover of fingernails that had kept their secret parts concealed.Tabari I:275 Satan wanted to meet them in Paradise, but the keepers prevented him from entering. He went to a snake, an animal with four feet like a camel. Satan tried to persuade it to let him enter its mouth and take him to Adam. The snake agreed, passed by the keepers, and entered without their knowledge, because that was Allahs plan.Tabari I:278 Adam went inside the tree to hide. Eve cut the tree and it bled. Then feather that covered Adam and Eve dropped off. So Allah said, Now Eve, as you caused the tree to bleed, you will bleed every new moon, and you, snake, I will cut off your feet and you will walk slithering on your face.Tabari I:279 It was a tree which made whoever ate from it defecate. But there must be no faeces in Paradise.Tabari I:281 I heard him swear by Allah unequivocally, As long as Adam was in his right mind, he would never have eaten from the tree. Eve gave him wine and got him drunk. She led him to the tree.Tabari I:267 And Allah taught Adam all the names as follows: He taught him the name of everything, down to fart and little fart.Bukhari:V1B4N13 7 Allahs Apostle said, The prayer of a person who does Hadath (passes urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs ablution.Bukhari:V1B 4N139 I asked Allahs Apostle about a person who imagined they passed wind during prayer. He replied: He should not leave his prayer unless he hears sound or smells something.Bukhari:V1 B4N156 The Prophet said, Whenever anyone makes water he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand. While drinking, one should not breathe in the utensil.Bukhari:V1B4 N163 The Prophet said, Whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with an odd number of stones. And whoever wakes up should wash his hands before putting them in the water for ablution. Nobody knows where his hands were during sleep.Bukhari:V1B4N1 74 During the lifetime of Allahs Apostle dogs used to urinate and pass through the mosque. Nevertheless they never used to sprinkle water on it Rate this video on contentThis video was made by NoLegButAllahhttp:// muhammadtube.comhttp ://investigateislam. com Related: islam miracles allah mighty amazing fact facts muslims god jah nature plants planets space religion prophet no leg water lifetime life quran koran paradise satan people news |
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