| Shatter - a love storyWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:45:37 -0800 by jonasjoe22Okay I know this is unexpected but it was easier so here!!!! Oh and this is way shorter than I expected but the next one will be long :p__________________ ____________________ ____________________ ___________ * JBs House* Nick: good morning mister its almost 7:00 and its the last day of school Joe: *jumped out ofbed and yelled* I DONT PLAY WITH BARNEY ACTION FIGUERS!! ! Nick: you play with barney action figures thats going to look so good in the year book but what about Cassidy I here her cousin is coming to town and she is staying for a semester but than shes going back to Ireland Joe: cool too bad I already have Demi as girlfriend but I guess youre going to be booked with Selena but I know you love girls with accents especially Irish accents Nick: hey I like girls with Mexican accents but I guess Irish is okay too Joe: see you like her and you her and you havent even met her *laughs* Nick: watch it now hurry up the bus is going to be here soon and you havent even taken a shower yet Joe: fine Ill walkif I need to Nick: the school is 5miles away Joe:your point? *they all go to school and then to the festable* (Joe had to walk)_______________ ____________________ ____________________ _______________ WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WHEN WILL CASSIDYSCOUSIN GET HERE? WILL NICK LIKE HER? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER Related: shatter - a love story | |
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| Friends, to more than friends ep 3.Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:44:11 -0800 by idcidc56On the last ep, ryan touches demi;s legs, and joe comes out &sees!Joe-Hey dems.Demi-Um, uh, hi joe.Ryan-Hey man.Joe-Sup bro?Ryan-Nuttin, just with your girl.Joe-Nice, *makes out with demi*Demi-*thinks, he saw ryan touch me on my vajayjay, why isnt he mad?!Ryan-*kisses demi*Joe-*kisses demi*Demi-Im going out with Joe ryan.Ryan-I kno. *tickles her legs*Joe-Ryan, if she doesnt want you to, dont. I didnt get mad, because she never told you stop, so i thought she allowed, but now stop.Ryan-Dood, same. I was waittin; for her to say stop.Demi-Joe, your my love, but i get so horny. Idk why. Its normal, but ryans realllycute, im young, but can we have a 3 some?Joe-YES!Ryan-ye ah, sounds cool.*in joe's room*Joe-*takes demi's shirt off.Demi-*takes her bra off*someone do something to me, to make me turned on.Ryan-*licks her boobs*Demi-That was nothing!Joe-*sucks her boobs*Demi-*still nothing but allot better.Ryan-*pulls demi;s pants off*Demi-mmm,whos taking my thong off?Joe-Me! Im your boyfriend.Demi-Mm,th anks.joe-*slips her thong off, and licks her vagina for 10 minutes.Demi-*moans so loud mrs jonas comes*Mrs jonas-*walks in* Why is demi naked! &WHY IS JOE LICKING HER VAGINA!? &WHY IS RYAN SUCKING HER BREAST?!Joe-Mom! Werent you eveer horny for a guy?!Mrs Jonas-JOESEPH JONAS! Get out here this instant!jOE-OKAY!Rya n-*keeps sucking her boobs*Demi-*keeps screaming&moaning.*W ith Joe*&momMrs Jonas-Joe, shes 15, Your 18!Demi-Mom, shes hot, plus her pussy tastes like your awesome pudding. I love it.Mrs. Jonas-Fine, have sex, but condoms are in the first drawer in my room.Joe-Thanks mom.Joe-*gets the condom then goes to demi and pushes her on the bed*..! With nick&Selena.Selena-* making out with nick.*Selena-Nick, im sorry if its too much, but can we go a little farther than just making out?Nick-How far?Selena-Suprise me!Nick-Take off your shirt.Selena-Does as told.Nick-*gets on top of her*Selena-mmm,fuck me nick.*they take all their clothes off*Nick-Give me a blowjob sellly.Selena-Okaay sexy(:Selena-*sucks on his dick like a lollipop*Selena-*thi nks*Im done.In the morning.Selena-Demi, i feel like a little low life slut.Demi-Selena, me too. I had sex with 2 guys.Selena-I feel wierd, i think im just guna break up with nick..WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!??!?!!Lol you'll find out, latah. Related: jeminelena. onetruemedia | |
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| hell on earth (bad boy/ love story) ch2Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:43:16 -0800 by xojonasgirlxo95Lindsay got to Massies friends house and rag the doorbell and there standing in the door way was.Lindsay-*thinkin g: OMG JOE JONAS LIVES HERE!! Wait why am I freaking out, I dont like him but he does look hot! I gotta keep it cool*oh Joe hi Joe-oh Lindsay what r u doing here?*thinking: wow one of the hottest girls in school is at my door, I gotta get her to be mine!*Lindsay-oh Im just here to pick up MassieJoe-Massies your sister?!Lindsay-yeah she didnt tell me she was at her BOY friends house!Joe-FRANKIE!?L indsay-yep why he didnt tell u?Joe-noLindsay-*it was silence for 5 seconds*Joe sorry but Im not here r talk to u Im here for my sister Joe-oh yeah rightMASSIE YOUR SISTER IS HERE!!Massie-*come down the stairs*oh come on I dont wanna go homeLindsay-*face smiling*Im glad your showing the love! *doesnt smile*Now lets go!Joe-if u want I dont care if she sleeps overLindsay-Massie u wont do anything bad will u?Massie-no I promise*hugs Lindsay then Joe*thank u!!!*she runs up to Frankie*Lindsay-ok bye Joe!Joe-bye*she turns around*oh wait u wanna stay?Lindsay-bye joe*she walked to her car then it st arted pouring and lighting/thundering. She go into her car but It wouldnt start*oh great!*she looked at the Jonass front door and saw a girl going inside*nNicole?!oh shes dead, and look at the time 5:15 texting time!!*she pulled out her phone and texted Nicole*Text said-hey Nicole where r u?Nicole-*went into nicks room*oh hold on*she gets her phone out and text Lindsay back*Text conversation-Nicole- im with my brotherLindsay-reall y?! ok then byeEnd.*Lindsay got out of her car and went to the door and knocked on the door and there was Joe smirking at her. She had her close all socked, her hair in her face and all wet and her mascara was running down her cheeks*Joe-wanna stay now?*Lindsay pushed Joe out of the way*Lindsay-yeah I got no other chose cause my car wont work its raining out and all my friends r probably busyJoe-ha as much as u look hot right now but do u want to go change?Lindsay-aww come on am I wearing your close?*wining then Joe started pulling her by her hands up the stairs*Joe-come on I got good style!*Joe gave her shorts and a t-shirts she went into the bathroom and put her hair up in a messy bun and washed her face. The close her big on her so she tide them with a elastic then, she walked into Joes room*Lindsay-hello Joe!!Joe-wow u look better in them then me*she laughed*Lindsay-um wheres nicks room?Joe-down the hall to the right why?Lindsay-*walking backwards*oh I just gotta hi and see yeah*she runs to his room and saw Nicole and Nick making out*NICOLE?!What will Nicole say?Will Lindsay have to stay at the Jonass house?Find out ch.3!!!comments!!! Related: hell on earth | |
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| Absolutely Normal Chaos-Episode 3-LoveWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:42:39 -0800 by werockusuck4everSana: That fight was extreme!Rachelle: Ya! I saw the whole thing!Sana: What happened?Rachelle told Sana everything she saw and heard.Sana: Wow.Rachelle: First cousin fight this year!Sana: Well Durh! It's the first day!Rachelle: That's sorta one of the things that surprised me. A fight on the first day!Sana: I know right.That's when she noticed him. Kaleb. He was starring right at her. Smiling. He must have a crush on me, Rachelle thought. Rachelle secretly liked him but didn't tell anybody...He was still starring and smiling. He noticed she was looking at him and he focused on his work again. Sana: You checking out Kaleb?Rachelle: Wha? No! He was starring and smiley at me and I was looking past him thinking about this problem...Sana: Whatever!!!Rachelle turned back to Kaleb and he was smiling at her again. He smiled at him and they starred at each other until Mr.C walked by and told them to get back to work. Mr.C: Rachelle can I talk to you out in the hall?Rachelle: Ok.Sana: Ooooh! Your in trouble.Rachelle: Shut Up!Rachelle walked to the door and out it the hall.Mr.C: Can you tell me everything that happened with the fight?Rachelle: I guess so...She told Mr.C everything. Mr.C: Thank You Rachelle and one more thing.Rachelle: What?Mr.C: Is something going on between you and Kaleb?Rachelle: No!Mr.C: Why were you starring at him?Rachelle: I wasn't! I was thinking of a problem that I was doing and looked past Kaleb.Mr.C: Oh Ya?Mr.C opened the door.Mr.C: Kaleb, please come here.Kaleb: Ok.He jumped out of his seat and walked by Mr.C. When he saw Rachelle there he smiled at her.Mr.C: Is there something going on between you two?Rachelle: No!He looked at Kaleb and Kaleb looked at Rachelle. Kaleb: No, there isn't anything going on. We're just friends. Good friends.Mr.C: Ok, no more funny business. Dating isn't something we do at school.Rachelle & Kaleb: Ok.They walked back in a they starred at each other until they seperated to go to there seats.-------------- -------------------- -------------------- -Kaleb smiled at Rachelle whenever he had a chance and when Mr.C wasn't looking. Rachelle always noticed when he did and she liked it. Occasionaly she would smile back at him. She would always think about how since he liked her and she liked him that they'd be on the playground sitting next to the fence, alone. They'd stare into each others eyes and they would seal it with a kiss. A kiss that Kaleb would plant on her lips. She always imagined the moment and couldn't wait for it to happen. She was thinking about the moment right then. As she starred at Kaleb she thought of the kiss. The amazing kiss.Mr.C: Rachelle? Rachelle? RACHELLE!!!Rachelle: Huh, wha?Mr.C: Would you please answer the question?Rachelle: Oh, sure. Um, the reason Stanley is digging holes is because he likes digging them?Mr.C: No. Stop daydreaming. We have work to do. Rachelle: Sorry.Kaleb smiled at her. Rachelle (whispering to herself): He must really think it's cute how I answered wrong because I was thinking of him.Sana: What?Rachelle: Oh, nothing...Sana: Dreaming about Kaleb?Rachelle: No, I told you I don't like him.Sana: I know you like him. Rachelle turned away from her and looked back at Kaleb. He was looking at her.Mr.C: Rachelle, Kaleb. Hall! Now!They stood up and they walked together to the hall. Their hands were touching but neither pulled away until they were in the hall. Mr.C: I know theirs something going on between you. Rachelle: So what if there is?Mr.C: It's against school rules.Kaleb: How?Mr.C: Uh...Um....Rachelle: Exaclty. No rule against it!Mr.C: Look. Stop. You to are too young to love.Kaleb: Not really. We're practically teenagers.Rachelle: Ya, 3 years. For each of us. I turn 11 on February 28th. A few months.Kaleb: You turn 11 on February 28th?Rachelle: Ya.Kaleb: Me Too!Rachelle: Wow.She got lost in her eyes and he got lost in hers.Mr.C: Oh Stop!Rachelle & Kaleb: Wha?Mr.C: Never mind. If I catch you starring at each other again, it's principals office for both of you.Rachelle & Kaleb: OK!They stomped back into the classroom and neither one of them looked at each other anymore.------------ -------------------- -------------------W hat's going to happen?Will Their Love Be? Related: absolutely normal chaos-episode 3-love | |
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| poor joker still cant understandWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:40:39 -0800 by lailacardenas1well i got good views on my first vid so i decided to make another!im not satisfied with it but thats the same thing i said on the first and look at how many hits!well i hope u enjoy!(if u dont have anything nice to say then keep it to urself!)props go to monkeyandapple!for making the funny part here is the link to his video!http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=TjB OTT0tr84&feature=cha nnel_page Related: joker batman funny "the dark knight" "heath ledger" | |
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| 51 Thing In My RoomWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:39:46 -0800 by nyaaaX81damnit ppl i was bored XDits not my fault that im bored most of the timesoo yeahh idk who to tag sooo here are the pplwho have to do the videoximanixxmeasian cutejuhlel657haha sorry thats all i can think of XDoh and to bad jallel you still gotta do the videodont worry its easy XD Related: 51 things in my room ximanixx measiancute juhlel657 | |
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| WoW Addiction ProblemWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:39:04 -0800 by EmberNightProductionThis video is about how lots of people all over the world get addicted to a game called World of Warcraft. Check out this really funny video by Kevjumba: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=vGdwb3k2T mQAnd if you haven't checked out my website, here it is: http://embernight.we bs.com/ Related: addiction crazy ember night pro wow | |
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| The Heart of Hollywood #6- Still In Love With YouWed, 07 Jan 2009 15:38:08 -0800 by TazyandMichOnlineI hate to use that as the title of this episode, but it seemed to fit the storyline of this episode pretty well. So I had to use it. I'll try to be more creative next time. :PLast time we left off, on The Heart of Hollywood, "Sorry"~ Nick finds out that Pete is just a really good prankster~ Jojo, Miranda, and Ambreen go out for ice cream~ Mich and Tazy make up~ And everything looks like it's about to fall into place..... right? (With Joe)Joe: (getting out of the car) Thanks so much! (he dashes into the restaurant)Kevin: Er.. Joe? Joe: Hi! Kevin: Why are you carrying a purse? I mean, I always knew you were strange but, this...Joe: I'll explain later. Kevin: I look forward to that, Joseph.Joe: (looking at Kevin funny) Right.... so have you seen Tazy?Kevin: Ladies room.Joe: But...but I can't go in there! (see's Kevin's mouth about to open) And no funny stuff about the purse!! Kevin: Shoot!Joe walks away and knocks on the ladies room door. Joe: Er.. hello.... got a delivery for a Tazy... The door whips open, and Joe finds a laughing Tazy and Mich arm in arm. Joe screams and ducks behind a vase of flowers.Joe: (hyperventilating) You don't have any hot cheese, do you?! Mich: (looks at Joe's terrified face) Yeah... about that. We never really got the story of why Marissa was in your hotel room.Tazy: How do you explain that? (raises an eyebrow) Joe: To make it short.... Marissa gets drunk, Joe is confused, Joe needs a place for Marissa to be safe, hence, hotel room. Marissa wants bedtime story, Joe is confused. Joe gets hot cheese thrown at his face. The end. (takes a bow)Mich and Tazy double over in laughter. Nick walks in from the gardens with a tall, dark haired guy. His eyes are a sparkling brown, and his smile is amusing. Mich and Tazy: PETE?! Tazy: What are you doing here? Pete: (flirty) When did you get so beautiful? Joe and Nick: (defensive) Back off!!Tazy: (looking at Nick with a questioning expression) Nick: (remembering they broke up) Oh...sorry...Pete: (looking at Joe) I assume this is Joe?Nick: Correct. (looks at Tazy, who is staring at him. They both look away)Nick: (thinking) Where did she get that DRESS?! Tazy: (thinking) Did Nick get a haircut? He looks- (her thoughts are interrupted by Joe)Joe: (thinking out loud) Why is everyone so quiet? (looks at Tazy blushing, and Nick, who's looking at his shoes) ....I realize this is awkward now. Mich: (looking at Tazy, then Nick, then Joe, then Pete, who has a confused look on his face) Ya think? Pete: ... I'm confused. Tazy: (laughing) That's my line. Nick: (remembering the first time he met Tazy at the club, and how he stepped on her shoe) Yeah. (looks at Tazy, and then quicky looks away)Joe: (trying to break the awkwardness) Ice cream anyone?!! Mich: (relieved) Yes yes and yes! They all dash out the door, and start walking towards Haagen Dazs. ____________________ _____________(With Kevin)Kevin: (looking around for Nick) NICK?! JOE?! Guys?! Waiter: (chuckling) Looks like they ditched you. Are you ready for the check?Kevin: (groaning) Great. My brothers ditch me. A girl has screamed and ran away from me, and I'm left with a ridiculous bill, AND I'm hungry. ARGH!!!Waiter: (backing away slowly) So.. I guess that's a yes. ____________________ ______________Sorry Kevin! :PUh-oh, what's going on with Nick and Tazy?! Is their romance still lingering? Is Pete really crazy? Yes, he is. Related: the heart of hollywood episode still in love with you jonas brothers jb joe nick kevin tazy mich jojo miranda ambreen pete fanfic romance crush | |
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