| Johnny Cocktail's Guide To Shopping (part 1 of 2)Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:10:55 -0800 by KeshcoJohnny takes his young charge through an object lesson in speedy shopping... and it's about time, my friends! The first ever episode of JC, from July 2004. Recorded pretty much on the hoof (as if you couldn't tell). Johnny had this to say:"Sometimes you really do have to take a stand. The bus was quite packed, you see. But we got there in the end. The bright lights of supermarket heaven beckoned from out of the evening gloom. I had some work to do, tutoring my latest charge in the fine art of the trolley dash. It had all started with an email from a guy down in Devon. Well, I say email, more a group of mails from it felt like everybody in this bloke's address book. Now, I get plenty of enquiries from people who want to take a one-to-one lesson with the old JC, and there's many ways you can rise to the top of the pile. The first is to be a bird. Or a fox. Equal opportunities and all that. One of the other ways is to make such a bloody nuisance of yourself that you have to be seen. This case was definitely one of the latter. The key thing about the trolley dash is time. I can't emphasise that enough. Once you get inside that space under the bright lights with the smell of bagels and fishcakes wafting around your snotholes, you have no friends until you get back outside. The only thing you can rely on is the watch round your wrist as it ticks off the seconds of your challenge. There is stuff. There is your trolley. You have to pick out the right stuff and get it into that trolley. And fast. There's no time for fannying around looking at labels for the best before date. There's a very simple question: Do I need this item? Remember that question. You'll need it. That's the kind of advice that makes me a lifestyle guru." Related: johnny cocktail cult comedy spoof lifestyle guru robert follen andrew brain luke sample london alternative silly |
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| BrickleWed, 07 Jan 2009 13:46:38 -0800 by williamkentnerGenius Loci, for guitar and mandolin, by Frank Brickle;Denk Es, O Seele, for soprano, guitar and mandolin, by Frank BrickleDenk Es, O Seele (also known by the opening line, Ein Tännlein grünet) isthe poem that ends Eduard Mörike's famous novella, Mozart's Journey toPrague. The poem alludes to Mozart's short, short life.A little fir-tree flourishes,who knows where, in the wood;A rosebush, who can tellin what garden?They are selected already,Consider, o soul,to take root and growon your grave.Two young black horses grazeon the pasture,they return back to townwith lively leaps.They will go step by stepwith your corpse;perhaps, perhaps even beforeon their hoovesthe shoe gets loose,and I can see it sparkle. Related: "frank brickle" "software defined radio" cygnus "cygnus ensemble" "german lieder" "deutsche lieder" "eduard mörike" mörike wolf "william anderson" "eileen clark" "oren fader" |
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| HOOF TRIM part 2Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:04:19 -0800 by horsemanshiptubeIn part 2 of this is a video,Jack is trimming the front feet of his PMU draft cross Otis. This video will show you how Jack uses the hoof trimming tools like the hoof pick, wire brush, hoof knife, nippers, and rasp. Related: www.horsemanship.tv |
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| HOOF TRIM part 1Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:01:19 -0800 by horsemanshiptubeIn part 1 of this video, Jack is trimming the front feet of his PMU draft cross Otis. This video will show you how Jack uses the hoof trimming tools like the hoof pick, wire brush, hoof knife, nippers, and rasp. Related: www.horsemanship.tv |
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